Five Things, Bitches!!!

I was tagged <-[Wait. Isn't that how dirty boys get clean?!] by the majorly awesome writer and BFF CoKane to share five things you didn't know about me. So now I need to tag 5 other Bloggas which will be OMSioux, Co-Worker Dan, Sizzle, Angel and Black Madge.

NO TAGS BACK!!!

Hmmm. What to write?

[Tap. Tap. Tap].

5. I used to own an awesome white epiphone guitar with F holes named "Leia" (after the Princess) which I ended up leaving behind (among a few other things) when I left an XBF.

4. In the evenings, I like to burn candles for family and friends that may be going through hard times.

3. I like to freak out new acquaintances by rubbing my finger over my teeth and telling them "I really enjoy the feel of your toothbrush" after using the bathroom on my first visit to their home.

2. I'm one of those types of people who is always running into someone who knows me everywhere I go. Some of the strangest instances:

a. I ran into someone I knew from Jersey when my band Sister Kisser®™©™ was playing Nashville. His actual words: OMG!!! [Lioux Zhurr?] What the F@#K are you doing here?

b. While in Connecticut, a couple approached me and asked if I ever worked at NJ Rival Supermarket, Inc.™ Apparently they recognized me from shopping there years earlier, before they moved to CT.

c. Once, in Ibiza, I was approached by a NJ politician who was an acquaintance of my XBF and mine from the Jersey gay scene.

[I Know. Weird].

1. I have lots of plants throughout my apartment and they all have names. One of my faves is named Samson.

He rocks a wild mane, too.